Pros

A Legend in his Own Mind

Carlo's Table

Pros

What does it take to be a pro? Well, quit your day job. Be willing to have your net worth in your pocket. Shoot pool 50 hours a week for 15 years. Stay healthy. Be good. Be lucky. Then, if you are in the top 100 in the world, you might almost make a living.

And hope Carlo does not get any silly picture of you onto his computer!

Be sure to CLICK on each picture.

Reyes

I can't see! I can't eat! So I get the 7? No?

Archer

Whose the wiseguy that put epoxy on my cue? Somebody get me offa this!

Eckert

This pink shirt is so, so, so me.

I met Ralph in Dallas. Nice guy!

Carlo

Strickland

I just know that guy right behind me is looking at my butt! If I turn around and he is smiling, all hell is gonna break loose!

Wetch

I think I just "Pooted" right in the referee's face. Hope he didn't hear it.

How did the cue ball get up on the rail?

Bustamante

This way the cameraman won't see the rip in my pants and my chilito y los huevos hanging out.

Wanna play some friendly 9ball?

We're all Easy Money!

(Thanks to JAM)

McCready

	Dribble some spit to make'em act weird!
	How come there are two blue balls?
	I don't know what I'm looking for but this makes me feel so, so cool.
	Hello, my sweet pretty, are you with me or a'gin me? Then why am I racking?
	1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9. Yup, all there.